Saturday, August 29, 2009

Things that bother me:

A short list of things that bug me (possibly with explanations attached):
1. People thinking they're edgy and cool because they choose certain music, and certain clothes and have a blog, and have a bunch of equally retarded friends, and pretend to break the "norm."
Hate to tell you, but if anything you are reinforcing it. Gain your own damn personality, choose your friends not based on look, but based on compatibility. Stop telling me about your stupid underground horrible bands! Stop telling me to go to local shows! Shut up when I talk about food or clothes you consider "lame" or "bad"! Stop forcing yourself to be negative or sad all the time!
2. Not liking enough music - Mostly my problem, but I'm just so sick of not knowing of enough bands that I like. I'm not super picky.
3. Batteries - Some things should just run of of electrical outlets, like everything. Or it should be rechargeable at the least. I'm just so sick of playing on my computer or ps2 and having anything wireless just die. It's not like they ever die when you're not doing something important either.
4. Ball hair - Yeah I said it, ball hair, it's nasty and grotesque and frankly I'm done with it, I did some manscaping today and it's out. As well as weird taint hair, and nasty pubes growing onto your legs hair. Adios follicles.
5. Shiny things
6. Cat poop
7. People who toss themselves into shitty relationships.
8. People who whine about said relationships.
9. "Friends" - Yes, see those quotation marks? That's a form of sarcasm, and this goes out to the people who use and abuse the friendships they have with generally good people, who leech and suck the life out of them, until that person, for some ungodly reason believes that they're close. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. You are scum, don't use people, you are horrible.
10. "Cool" college kids - You're not cool, cut your hair, actually study, stop talking about parties, and feigning some level of sophistication. You are not better than me, you don't understand what fun is, if you have to be drunk to have it. Also, stop inviting me to parties, I don't care.
11. Ebay - I hate you.
12. Comic books that dodge around the actual plot progression - Tell me what happens! I want to know! Don't give me more useless back story! I learn maybe one or two things from these back stories and flashbacks, and it's usually not per tent information, so please stop. Just show me Wonder Woman breaking Maxwell Lord's neck again, if you really have to.
13. Low rolls on my d20 - Stop making me get set on fire or have my body devoured by spiders. I'm sick of you, you ruin my experience, and the cleric only gets so many heals per day.
14. People whom I trust that aren't honest with me - I trust you, and I obviously care about you. So please be upfront with me about anything and everything, don't pacify me with the "I'm fine,"s and "It's nothing don't worry about it"s, I obviously want to know, and you know by now that I can help you in at least some way with your problem.